Monday, December 7, 2009

The 12 Nogs of Christmas

Thanks to Pat Bad's dissapearance, all Egg Nog drinkers in the Guelph region were finally able to stop looking over their shoulders, and ease into the long festive week ahead. The weekend of the 14th provided many 'Nog references, whether it be in conversation, sports or local box social chatter.

In the spirit of festiveness, Egg Nog followers have provided a hymn for all Noggers' to refelct on;


Graham spiked the egg nog,just how much we did not know.He stood there flashing a young lady,underneath the mistletoe.

Patty looked at Huey, he passed out on the floor.Always unwed, an old bugger, but he seen' plenty of naked men before.

Sheppard had a little taste,well maybe it was five or six. Was found laying on the floor.rolling over doing tricks.

Ally loves egg nog,especially with a little booze.I think she had a wee too much,plop, her false teeth she did lose.

The last was drank by Santa, boy that was a big mistake.He passed out on the sofa,now the kids know he's a fake.



Congratulations to all Egg Noggers' as we wish you all a great Nog Season!

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